What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Thank you.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?

He : I'm 24.

Me : No

Me : Because it's month of August.

Do airline pilots try to avoid turbulence? How can you tell if your flight has been rerouted due to weather conditions or other factors?

Me : Sure.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

What is the best time for conception?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Why does my vagina smell sort of fishy/musty days after sex when my boyfriend ejaculates in me? There isn’t any itching or burning when urinating, so I don't think I have BV. It just doesn't smell like me.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : I don't drink

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Is there a musician who has publicly stated that they do not want their music played by the Trump campaign or at a Trump rally? If so, who and why?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

What’s the best way to get over someone you love?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

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Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Tea ?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!