What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 02:00

Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
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Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
Dr No
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
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